February 14/07 4:23 am - Armstrong & Crow Back Together!?

Posted by Editor on 02/14/07
 

Armstrong & Crow Back Together!?

The "respected" news source Star Magazine is reporting in an 'exclusive' cover story in its latest issue that Lance Armstrong and former fiance Sheryl Crow are back together. "Eyewitnesses" say that the two were seen together in Solvang during the Discovery Team training camp.

According to a Star insider: "Lance and Sheryl are [still] extremely close - when I visited her in L.A. about a month ago, she was on the phone with him nonstop! I know she goes out to dinner with him and [they] spend time alone. Right now, they're just friends, but I think they'll get back together!"

In other exclusive and shocking Star news: Angelina Jolie is possibly anorexic, and Harry Potter is getting ready for his nude scene in Equus.

We now return to the real world...

Editor's Note: I can't believe I had to pay $4.79 for this dreck.